Gerade kam ein Hilferuf über Email herein:

My name is John Bal Alamieyeseigha. I am contacting you in good spirit to assist me receive through a diplomatic means as covered by diplomatic immunity a consignment containing the sum of twenty-two million united states dollars ($22m usd). This said amount is the money my father Dr.Dipreye Alamieyeseigha,the present Governor of Bayelsa state in the oil rich niger-delta region of Nigeria kept in a security company.

Kann endlich mal jemand dem armen Knaben helfen, damit er die Schn..ze hält?